Sunday, April 15, 2007

One red rose is all I want.

Oscar v/s Vikram

To kick this post off, I would like to begin by comparing the two stories.
Vikram's story is the sarcastic fairy-tale poem which is mixed with elements of sudden death and an ending that brings the poem through a full circle with a frog croaking away into a pool of monotony.
On the other foot, Oscar gives us the long-short story that shows how animals truly believe in love whereas for humans, it is a mere fad. Oscar himself once said, "A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her."* His story shows the human-ability of ignorance and being able to sweep the past beneath a rug. It ends with the nightingale's sacrifice being left in a dark corner of this greenhouse of a story.

Nightingale...naïve?

Nah, don't think so.

Actually, yes and no.

Someone naïve is someone who falls for any story, believes in everything she/he hears, does anything anyone asks of her/him, cries while watching cheesy sitcoms blah blah blah...The Nightingale believed all the trees because she knew they wouldn't lie to her. When the tree said that she must make the rose red through pain - it wasn't a half-cooked story or a conspiracy to kill the bird, it was the truth. So she wasn't naïve.

However, the nightingale shouldn't have believed the student when he said that all he wanted was a red rose and nothing more. She should've just looked at him, said something like, "Jeez, get over it, human!" and dismissed the fact that some idiot desired a red rose. But, when she calls him a "true lover" and sets out to find a rose for him - it's not gullibility, it's sensitivity. The point at which she is classified as naïve is when she thinks, "Man, that lover is probably suffering and is desperate for that rose! I MUST USE THE OAK'S TECHINIQUE AND KILL MYSELF TO GET IT!"

At this point, my friends, we may call the bird "naïve".

Nightingale...do I like her?

Yet again, I'll say yes and no.

I like her because she believes strongly in something. She knows of something that she thinks has no flaws (Even though it's something gooey like love).

I don't like her for a couple of things. Firstly, she believes in love too-OO much. Secondly, she takes humans seriously. I mean, oaks are fine. But humans - you just can't trust them!

If she was aware of this fact she would appeal to me. But if she actually was aware of this fact, the story wouldn't have been the same and Sarcy wouldn't have asked this question and I wouldn't be typing all this out. Heh.

Who do I resemble the most and why?

Wow. Tough one.

I think I'll say I resemble a cross between the shrewd frog and the professor's daughter.

- > Why the frog?

Because I would've done something like what he did to the nightingale to an identity stealer or a plagiarist. Because he was cold and evil. Because I am kind of arrogant - even though I don't think so. And because he was, quite simply, cool.

- > Why the professor's daughter?

Because she acted practically by going with the dude with the ice. Because she seemed to be a straightforward thinker. Because she was cold and evil.

Now it's over. So turn off your computer and do something useful!



* HT City "15th April, Sunday - Front Page Bubble Gum, Top left corner."

WHO the heck?! WHAT the heck?! WHY the heck?!

This post is here just to answer a couple of interrogative statements made by a couple of people who are classified as a couple of ignoramuses.

Firstly, WHO is Guybrush Threepwood? Obviously, he's the protagonist of the awesome video game series known as Monkey Island. He's a witty wannabe pirate/swashbuckler whose sheer luck helps help through all kinds of amazing misadventures and escapades.
Secondly, WHO is Huey Freeman? He's one of the main characters of a comic strip called The Boondocks. Huey is a ten-year-old African American boy with strong leftist ideologies and extreme social, political, and cultural revolutionary aspirations. He is named after Huey P. Newton, who co-founded the Black Panther Party in 1966.
Thirdly, WHAT the heck is DON'T PANIC and...WHY??? OK, If you've read The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams, you know what I'm talking about.
It's the divine message printed in big, bold, and friendly letters on the actual copy of The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy as shown in the book, The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy. It's a bit confusing, but I recommend you read the book instead of listening to my complex description. However, I'm warning you, the book is complexer.

I hope you stand enlightened.